The Food Network

When I watch the food network, I get all these images of myself as a food star.  I imagine myself in a kitchen, cooking awesome food and having people watch me on television. Alas, I certainly am no food star.  I could go to school to learn how to be a chef...but that doesn't really seem like something I want to do.  I still keep an inner stream of dialogue up while I'm cooking, pretending that I know what I'm doing.  I think that's probably good enough for me.